So, S’s mom was in town for the weekend (they’re planning Tiger’s first birthday). We went to this pizza joint across the county line in Oconee County because we were in the area running errands.

note: (I don’t like to spend money there because a large percentage of the citizenry are “White Flighters,” who left Athens-Clarke for a myriad of reasons and now hold it over our heads like they are better for creating this spooky-ass snooty middle class white suburb across the county line that has no culture yet constantly mooches off Athens’ positive aspects.)

So we go in on a Sunday afternoon and order some buffet plates. We get to the buffet and it’s half a tray of old breadsticks. I was pissed because I was surrounded by white people, in Oconee County, I was hungry and my family needed food. We sat down and waited. And waited. They put out a 12” pizza and this old loner dude went and took the whole damn thing. I was steaming internally but trying to find positive points. For example: I loathe televisions in restaurants. This pizza buffet only had one tv. It was only 19” and stuck way over in the corner with the volume down. This was good. I focused on this. Despite this small point, I can’t help but say aloud to one well dressed family “This is the shittiest pizza buffet I’ve ever seen!” 

More pizza comes out. Loner dude strikes again. What an asshole. About this time the cashier; this haggard, 60-something chain-smoking shell of a human-being starts walking around the tables of fresh-from-church families carrying a special order pizza. She’s stammering around and semi-yelling in her Georgia Prison Cigarette (GPC’s, like the Dollar General version of Marlboro’s) tinged voice “Merrga-raita Pees-uhh.”   So this zombie is just stumbling around yelling in this pizza buffet that has two slices of cheeseburger pizza and half a tray of cold breadsticks for a buffet while these well dressed white people are trying to maintain their pride and I’m just losing it inside. A couple minutes went by and I had to reflect on the whole scene and I decided that I EFFING LOVE THIS PIZZA BUFFET. It fronts as a legit white suburban franchise yet it’s the most inaccessible way to get your boring feed on. I can’t wait to go back!

jonnyfiveisalive:

HAIL SATAN

Gonna request this when Transmet Westside reopens. What’s the deal with the best pizza places in Georgia/ Florida having bad luck in February?

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Pizzakini

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goodworkthanks:

PIZZA JET! (nick edwards)

wlwhee:

o_o

Girl saves her mom’s life by dialing 911, after slapping her with pizza.

“There goes my hero..” -Foo Fighters

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winterbranch:

Want.

So before Chuck E. Cheese went solo, he was in a robotic pizza band called the Rock-a-Fire Explosion Band at a place called Showbiz Pizza. Showbiz Pizza was a big part of my childhood. My mom got paid on Fridays and she would take me and my cousins to the mall for lunch, Chehaw Park & zoo, followed by Showbiz Pizza for supper. Showbiz Pizza closed when I was 6 or 7 and the property became a mexican restaurant.

I want this phone with a direct link to Transmet Pizza.

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Three of my favorite things! Pizza, Ernest, and logic!