I don’t understand how a creature whose entire body length is shorter than my arm can manage to club me in the dick from any point in a room. It’s like super ninja dick radar. You would think that millions of years of evolution would create a dick defense strategy.
Jareth the Goblin King
Fondling BallsNo, that’s horrible.
Pertinent to previous post.
These new Levi’s are so damn tight you can see the jizz swimmin’ in my balls. #gpoy (Taken with instagram)
2012: The year I finally get some Levi’s.